Perez Hilton is still a thing??? The real Paris Hilton isn’t even a thing anymore!

Well, when you say it like THAT it just sounds silly.

Good point!

Someone in the original article comments had the best response possible to all this:

I kind of got nostalgic for annoying chain letters just now. For each star this comment gets Bill Gates will donate one dollar to the starving children in Mumbai.

I know too many white people that use racial slurs and then say, “I’m not racist! I work with a black guy/my best friend is black/I saw a black guy in town this one time and I didn’t even cross the street.”

People at the top sometimes get knocked down a little so that other people can survive. Some white children really did have to go to crappier schools after the school systems were integrated, but that also meant black children had the chance to go to better schools. Things were more even. It probably sucked for the…

Related at all to the Diane Kruger effect?

Whenever someone tells me I’m smart, I say “No, I’m just trying really hard.” And it’s true, haha.

Ahhhhhh. Do not want.

Grammer is a dickbag. Seeing your father shot as a child and then your little sister getting raped and murdered might have been part of what drove him to drink so much. He seems like he has had a terribly sad life.

Well, uh, plaid is more textured than a plain cloth shirt...

This is perfect.

“I bet you hate movies that are universally loved.”

OMG.

What on Earth do you mean? I thought we were at the Oppression Olympics! No???

There isn’t anywhere near as much of an importance placed on men’s looks. In pretty much any society. You’re not being realistic.

Niiiiigeeeeeel Thooooornberrrry!

Agreed. Agreed, agreed, agreed. If she’s happy, fuck it. Where as much tacky Duck Dynasty looking shit as you want, Gwen. Do you.

Maybe this is some weird, twisted reaction to Gavin Rossdale being a rocker and bisexual.