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What did he do???

This is neither here nor there, but the kids (2 and 4 years old) I used to babysit liked to play “The Voice” with their little Lego people. Every Lego person they selected to be the cast was pretty much in line with how all of the looked (as much as a Lego person can be anyway), but for some reason they always chose a

I’ll never bitch about what an ass my sister is ever again.

I don’t know what’s better this comment or this username

Didn’t see it before, cannot stop seeing it now.

Don’t go putting my business out there. He had it fucking coming.

You had to go there.

“ass panels”

Assless chaps just sounds more thrilling I guess.

Fun story- I’m a webcam model and my boyfriend has a lot of nude/sexy pictures I took for work on his computer. He uses them as his screensaver and they shuffle every 30 seconds or so on his big ass computer monitor.

Ahahahaahah. Terrible subject, but hilarious comment.

TMZ sensationalizes things, but I understand the urge to make the distinction. Child pornography could be 16 year olds- that’s also wrong, but when you’re looking at very small children being raped....that’s a different type of disgusting and fucked up. It also involves a different level of physical damage and the

Why, because Glee was such an amazing piece of art?

I didn’t bail out of prison (prison, not jail, around some very dangerous people) for two weeks and I didn’t hurt anyone. I did something I shouldn’t have done, yes, but I did not harm or steal from anyone. I SURE AS HELL DIDN’T HAVE PHOTOS OF KIDS GETTING SEXUALLY ABUSED. Then again, I’m a poor. I guess using drugs

I might need to rethink that farm I bought if you’re wrong about the prancing and low maintenance animals.

HAHAHAHA. I love that Kim Kardashian was dumbass Paris Hilton’s assistant and now she’s more famous, more relevant, and likely far more wealthy.

Agreed. I also don’t think she realizes how addictive fame and attention can be. I doubt she could let go of the spotlight. This is part of why so many child stars end up in deep shit...Once nobody gives a crap, you need to find a new identity.

That’s ridiculous- you could have harmed her or the new baby if you were in the room. Babies don’t have good immune systems and the flu is dangerous even to adults. Not only that, but a 103 degree fever is a hair away from delirium. Another degree or two, you’re brain damaged.

“hot buttered shit”

Hospitals are pretty picky about that stuff. Technically Tums are a medication. Generally speaking, a nurse is not to give you anything you aren’t prescribed no matter how inert it seems. It’s a liability thing.