This post made me unreasonably thrilled.

LMFAO

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Pete Wentz went on Howard Stern and talked about how his wife “wasn’t ready down there” yet for sex but she was still down to pleasure him in other ways.

Gym, tanning, laundry. Was your husband from the Jersey Shore?

ಠ_ಠ

You’re a fuckin’ badass!

Shit in his soul.

Why would you put that image into my head?

I was watching a TV show with a friend and there was some kind of very realistic birth scene. Upon seeing the little bundle of joy being handed to the mother covered in slime, he said, “Aghhhhhh. That’s disgusting. Aren’t they supposed to clean that thing first???”

Things can be lovely and cute but also disgusting. I’m adorable but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to see me covered in vaginal fluids and mucus.

Goddamn this thread made me laugh.

Darn, I wish I lived in Japan. I’d be able to access more tentacle porn and sleep in a tube when I nearly drop dead from my exhausting work schedule.

Christ on a cracker. Seriously? I have nothing against artists but this is a ridiculous thing to be offended by. There are so many terrible shirt that actually deserve outrage.

You really don’t KNOW what mental health issues she has though. Nobody has ever confirmed what, if any mental health issues she has. Erratic behavior can also be explained by drug use. I was once diagnosed as having a psychotic episode. I was young and dumb at the time and lied to the doctors about being on drugs. We…

I love it when people still say things like, “You DO pot!?!?” or “You’re a drug addict. You need help.”

We really have no idea what her mental health is like. Also, marijuana can ease some mental health problems.

Be my friend!!! I only have 1. :-/

As someone who has been diagnosed with a few mental illness and has several family members that have as well, mental illness can...I don’t know I’d say cured, but it’s not a life long thing for everyone. I no longer require medication. My pet dinosaur told me so (kidding- poking fun at myself). That could change, but…

What exactly IS chicken fried steak? Steak fried like fried chicken? Does it ever come rare?