Were you using the two products together? If so, what were you doing? If not, what did she think you had planned???

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Apparently, s/he takes internet memes very seriously

Don’t nitpick

Thank you very much. Honestly, it’s my fault. Staying is my choice- I have no where else to go, no savings, no money at all, and no family here. But I could leave if I wasn’t so lazy. I know there are resources, but I refuse to go to a shelter again and lose everything. I’ve been homeless and institutionalized so many…

What is this from?? LOL

You’re a sweetheart. What I did was my fault, but yes, there will be many hoops to jump through to considered part of society again. My co-defendant is doing 15 months. I truly believe they were harsher to him because he was the man involved.

No shit. Or what about someone like me? I made some very bad choices at one point in my life and I was granted an AR program. This basically means no prison time but you have to really work (intensive therapy, med compliance, still go to court obviously). And you CAN NOT fuck up even teeny bit (drugs, stealing a damn…

I’m laughing my ass off. This was so....so pure and perfect.

I’m sorry if this is an idiotic questions (looking for a new village soon, promise) - Can you explain uptalk?

I fucking despise Jenna Marbles. Glad someone else does too.

She should be forced to have Adam Sandler’s haircut from the film Little Nicky. Forever.

LMFAO. Seriously though, I’m so sorry. You will never get that time back.

Whenever I hear someone tell an unfunny/mean joke I pretend not to understand it. When they explain it’s a joke I look confused and just say, “Oh. Where I come jokes are funny. Huh.” This makes people sooooo angry.

Yeah that kind of shocked me. I haven’t even heard rumors of that.

I have never heard of this, can you elaborate?

She did a horrible job masking that. Maybe that’s actually good because there’s no controversy- even assholes are calling her an asshole.

I’m so stealing this. I might go looking for someone mean so I can use it asap.

As a terrible and vapid person myself, I must tell you that statement is offensive and insensitive. I think I can safely say I speak for all people in the Terrible-and-Vapid community.

People need to shake off this idea that bad people are ugly people. They’re basically saying good looking people are always nice, but ugly people are assholes.