Cue replies telling you that this is offensive to idiots.

I think she’s attractive, but fucking mean. People need to realize that by resorting to calling her ugly, they’re just putting even more of an onus on looks. There are many good looking assclowns out there.

“Ham-fisted” - I need to find more opportunities to say this.

For someone reason the way you slipped Cosby in there just cracked me the fuck up. But I agree.

First “lofty moral high ground” - people should use this expression because it’s awesome and hilarious.

Both the comment AND the cartoon were comedy gold. I loved this so much I am commenting twice. I assumed she was American because I sort of skimmed the article. The best part is I saw a few Canadians apologizing for her before I saw this.

AHAHAHAHAHA. 5/5 stars.

Oh my God, so true. I put on some weight at one point and I started dating someone who last saw me when I was thinner. I was probably 145 pounds and I’m over 5’8. Non-fucking-stop he started calling me fat and saying I was so pretty before etc. Fat, fat, fat. I told him it bothered me a lot and he said, “Awww, well…

Same. Maybe we were separated at birth.

Thank you so much for the kind words. I really appreciate this post (and you).

Thank you for sharing that with me and the support. Your post was more helpful than I think you know. <3

When I lightened my hair people asked my boyfriend how it felt to date Kirsten Stewart. Not as bad, but I feel your pain.

Ehhh...I’m pretty into make up. This isn’t a ‘no make up but I have make up on’ look. Maybe she has some foundation but that’s it. Or perhaps she just has clear skin (plus, cameras don’t capture all skin flaws).

I’m so sorry. I wish I could say something to make you feel better.

I don’t really have a support network- kind of my mom, but she’s in another state. That said, I am determined not to do this crap forever and to carve out a life for myself. I’m not going to stay in this relationship longer than I need to. Just knowing someone cares from reading your post cheered me up considerably.…

You’re a sweetheart. Your post truly touched my heart. Thank you.

Thank you for the hugs!!! Just to warn you this may get long- I will not be offended if you don’t have the time to read my gross, epic, boring overshare.

I’m pretending beautiful snowflakes are falling into our eyelashes while an angel gets its wing. [/end]

If you bonk him on the head relatively hard he could have a personality change. There’s always that.

Christmas is shitty this year. That said, I’m sitting here drinking vodka with a full stomach and watching TV. My problems seem trivial in the grand scheme of things. I’m worried and scared for a lot of reasons, but I have a roof over my head.