This is the best Christmas giftI have gotten this year. I haven’t gotten more than one Christmas gift BUT STILL. This is by far a superior present and I will be reading all night. I’m not even remotely kidding.

BUT I just turned on the televison and DIE HARD 2 IS ON!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH. I’m going to take an antacid and keep drinking. I hope your holiday isn’t going terribly, but I’m ready to play armchair psychologist if you need to talk.

NOT that you asked me in particular, but I am so bummed. I’m so far away from every single member of my family except my brother. I texted him (because I want to send him MONEY FOR X-MAS) and he hasn’t texted me back. Even if I WAS close to my other family for x-mas they are fucking nuts. Clinically.

Same.

Oddly quite an informative post in less than 10 words. A++

You kind of said everything that needs to be said on this subject.

Who is she anyway??????

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All my Christmas love aimed at you, sweet pea. <3

I never liked the original Full House! It sucked. It has always sucked. A few years ago my dealer gave me some free coke if I promised to sit down and watch it with him. Even high it was AWFUL.

That’s oddly adorable, <3. You did a good thing that day, madame.

Maybe I’m just stressed out. *tear*

Confession- I have been spending the last three hours trying to masturbate and “getting ready for work”.

Truth

No offense, cancer victims, but my tits fucking hurt when I go braless. I’m going to just have to raise awareness by refusing to wear pants.

My current significant other has been emotionally and financially abusive in the past. I am pretty sure the only reason he hasn’t hit me is because I’m unusually strong for a girl and he knows my brother taught me how to defend myself as a child. Still sucks. Can’t call or text anyone without him butting in. Can’t…

I used to dump ice water on my big sister when we took baths together as kids. Did I raise awareness? No?

If I ever seen someone wearing a Rape Your Face shirt I’m going to face rape them first. With my foot.

Nasty little children. GLAD I NEVER WAS ONE!!!

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