Can I just say their names are hilarious? I realize I’m adding nothing to the discussion- sorry in advance.

Someone needs to tell that fucking elf that snitches get stitches and end up in ditches.

Stop using logic when we could be having obtuse knee-jerk reactions! JEEZ.

no shit?

It can be exhausting to constantly correct people. I have an old-fashioned first name and a VERY bizarre hyphenated last name (thanks, mom) and it’s just not worth it to correct people who mangle my name. Even when I have corrected people in the past, they often can’t make it stick to their memory and still call me…

It’s Joo-dee-chay, but a lot of people pronounce it joo-dice and according to Teresa they just kind of “go with it” and have for years out of convenience.

HAHAHAHHA that’s too cute. Your wife is lucky to have you. A+

It’s entirely possible that 40% of the time I’m too silly to have serious dirty talk during sex. WE ALL HAVE OUR FLAWS.

AGREED.

We’re not going to agree. I respect your right to have a differing opinion though.

Honestly, I was NOT trying to be a dick...I just don’t really like gagging on dick. I like dick, just not having my esophagus pounded away at.

I pretty much knew he wasn’t “the one” even before we got together. I stayed for a while. It was a very bizarre time in my life.

You spelled ridiculous wrong, so I’m not doing your research for you.

Why haven’t I seen this sooner

Can I have one?

Would marry that Lemur. Absolutely.

Could she make an album and release it for free just to keep her name in the game? I’m not sure how music contracts work. Do they own her voice so to speak?

No shit?? I did not know this. Although, American Horror Story is a Murphy show and kind of rips off a lot of things. I love it, but it’s not that original.

NO.

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