GROSS. NO. NO, THANKS. NOT EVEN A COURTESY FLUSH AVAILABLE?

STOP.

*ugly cackling*

One of the times I got arrested and shipped off to lock-up, my legs were all fucked up. Bruises all over, someone injured me, etc. I was limping so badly I had to hang on to the wall as best I could even though my hands were cuffed too. Finally, one of the COs said, “Jesus Christ, can you take those leg shackles off…

Haha, okay, makes sense now. I was like “wait wat”.

Blake Shelton grosses me out, but they look really happy. I never saw her without her face totally painted with Gavin Rossdale. I remember her making a weird comment that Gavin preferred her without make up on at all times.

There goes the last bit of my innocence. And I’ve been strip searched. I’ve been homeless. I’ve been to the BIBLE BELT OF TEXAS.

I just died. 10/10 comment.

I showed this to my mother and she said, “I don’t remember them making a documentary about you as a child HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA”

You really can’t take a joking internet comment like that personally. There are also people out there who have post-partum depression and people who legitimately regret having children. She was joking, but even if she hadn’t been her experience is as valid as yours.

Wow. That must have been pretty traumatic for everyone involved. It reminds me of the Child of Rage documentary.

It looks like they’re on the same couch.

HEY. I’m the stoic drunk in the corner, thankyouverymuch.

I want to be snarky about the Kardashians, but I kind of have to hand it to them. They manage to film whatever the hell this is (a fake reality show with their real family?) and not kill each other. If my family had a reality show there would be significantly more blood and tears involved.

Who invited the joke killer?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA A+ would read again

People on the outside looking in don’t get it. :-/ Keep doing you.

Listen, you have tanning, I have vodka. Everyone needs that little thing that’s bad but good. -fistbump-

Way harsh, Ty

I’m not a Taylor Swift mega fan or anything, but Tina Fey and Amy Poehler knocking her again just makes me feel weird. There was that whole them mocking her romantic life and then mocking her comment that there’s a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women- like she’s half your age, ladies. Ignore…