Tight. Skin.

It’s fairly simple.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

Wait, hang on, 15 total pitchers were used

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Sounds more like the reporter didn’t have hot enough takes.

We have to be offended by everything. That’s how we show we’re compassionate.

The Jets will trade up, draft Lamar Jackson, and then make him a converted WR.

As a soccer ref, the term we use for that is “trifling.” Yes, it was technically illegal, but it’s not worth stopping the game for.

Umm, excuse me:

I could see where the “P” and the “J” in the note are somewhat similar but the one in the note is hastily written.

Poise

Probably that pissant kid of his.

Fuck this posturing, irritating, fake-ass bitch. I love that she spent all Wednesday with a fucking ash cross on her forehead to pander to her viewers. Maybe think about what Jesus would say about the wealth inequality in this country, you hateful cunt.

Growing up is learning about how shitty the Olympics are, to the point where it’s hard to enjoy them. I loved the Olympics as a kid so much.

I feel like if the difference is that small the party with much more leverage(The Braves) should just cave out of goodwill in future negotiations. Then again I also think that arbitration is a dumb process that ends up screwing over both players and teams alike.

Please Grammer, don’t hurt ‘em.

This investigation is sure to hurt New Mexico’s preparation for the fall. They may not be able to go 3-9 again.