Young players are under team control for way too long and veteran players are paid way too much money.

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

Man, I’m so glad America is great again.

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

To the Temecutunnel!

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Also, no foldable tables

I was excited for this piece. I came away disappointed. These are all rumors that already existed. Aside from rephrasing the rumors, there isn’t anything new here. Feels like a reverse puff piece.

I too refuse to play with lebron

My accountant laughed at me when I sold all my stock and invested in folding tables and upstate New York based emergency rooms. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?

The Blake’s Lotaburger in Las Cruces is going to be hopping tonight. Free shakes for everyone!

You couldn’t be more wrong. My son was immaculately conceived as well. My wife got pregnant even though we hadn’t had sex at all in the month she conceived. So miracles do happen if you put your faith in Jesus.

nice trophies

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

“that believes the women over the man.”

I think we’ve heard quite enough from Sick With the Flu Kiefer Sutherland.

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

Yep, I started grade school in 1992 and it was already a thing.

Totally.