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Lucky dog... But a cat would have come in between front tires, manage to get inside the cab and exit through passenger side window... All while keeping all of its 9 lives

He’s Captain Caveman:

Looks like someone’s been Boozin’.

Fuckin’ A.

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

There’ll never be another player like Jesus. A true triple-threat.

Anyone can fill up the stat sheet when they take three days off and just hang around. Let me see what he can do in a back-to-back.

+1 son of God.

Nailed it.

Flaxseed oil

I can’t stop watching this.

No it sounds like he smoked something he shouldn’t have like spice or flakka. Both of those can mess you up for life cause you never really know what’s in them.

Or even worse.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Thiel v. Mickey Mouse will be on the next Supreme Court docket. Keep that in mind when you vote for president this fall. What kind of judges do you want deciding that case, hmmm?

Here’s to hoping! Just keep the Bears! coming too..

For a meal, falafel.