This guy is equal parts Joakim Noah and Adam Morrison

I have a butter bell, I love it, I did not pay a ridiculous sum for it ($9). I do not actually have to change the water more than once a week, the butter does not fall out of the bell, it does not go rancid. It might not be necessary, but of all the evils out there, a butter bell is about fifth from the bottom.

Umpires get a lot of shit, but for today at least that ump is a hero.

Abbott and Costello went through a number of drafts before arriving at their now-classic bit.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

I hear you, I hate it when people point a gun at me and force me to read content from a free website.

I can answer this. I believe that Griffin is so broken down that he is no longer able to do the things that he could once do to cover up for his shortcomings.

Leinart also bent space-time. Is that part of being lefthanded?

Black.

5-1 like my favorite player of all time

Calgary was 1988. Nagano was 1998.

It’s fascinatingg how the Warriors are totally mind fucking the rest of the league. Cleveland, OKC, the Clippers are actually having good seasons and they are healthy for the stretch run. Any other year and it would be all systems go. Yet from appearances you’d think they are imploding. Gloom and doom.

My first thought:

Cuban Baseball Players Acting Like Cowboys Ranked:

I watched this live, there wasn’t even one coaches challenge, no Pheel Sims, no terrible pandering advertisements, It was great.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...