Key and Peele's wasn't amazing either, but it was better.

On a related note, the real Marshawn Lynch is funnier.

Sidebar photos taking it to the next level.

Correction: Chris Kyle gave his life at a shooting range. But, you know, don't let that stop your Twitter rage.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

I take pride in the fact that I helped to defeat kettle chips, even if this bracket was fucked from the start. SCORCHED EARTH POLICY TRIUMPHS.

This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

WE HAVE A REBUTTAL

"There is surveillance video showing the attendant taking the footballs from the official's locker room into another room at Gillette Stadium before bringing them out to the field, sources tell FOX Sports."

I hope they win the super bowl so Lynch can grab his champion dick on the podium.

You understand that the Seahawks are the ones KICKING the ball, right?

what

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

they stay with him because he tells them that he loves them

You're aware that you can make ridged chips all of these flavours as well, right?

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.