Not many details yet, but I have one: the 49ers were just eliminated from playoff contention this past weekend.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Know what's even cooler? Rushing to the comments section to find people joking, just to criticize them.

Johnny College Football

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

It's just innocent fun! I doubt this bandit ends up wet or sticky.

No, it's Steve Zissou

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

"This is a damned outrage. How can they senselessly misappropriate our peoples' culture like this?"- Saints Fans

Maybe he was thirsty.

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.

Sounds incestuous to me.

I think the most surprising thing in all of this is that a Doug Baldwin cardboard cutout exists.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

There's no way they can make a real case out of this, the Swiss criminal code is full of holes.

Apparently it was a Greenwich Didntreallymeanit Time curfew.