How many rings would the Giants have if they passed on the Manning family Kool-aid, and settled for River(s) water instead?

Who's your Jimmy?

damn.. I had Dan Smith as my dark horse to win.. totally drank his fire water..

I like how all of these are completely insane. Alcohol makes for crazy decisions.

vegetation-2 : AP-0

Not sure if this beats watching the game through the broken screen door on the double-wide, standing in your above ground pool... At least the Jags have Red Zone in the stadium.

Ray Charles did a Pepsi commercial... Affleck bloodline causes vision loss and shitty acting?

We can only hope Topps does postseason celebratory parallels again in 2015 sets.

Listen to him say "chowder" or "poblano"... All you will be able to think of is pushing him off a cliff.

Hopefully Beltre will get better.

We are not the same footballing nation we once were. We have 4 years coupled with an entirely new understanding of how to play and what we are capable of. This is a realistic expectation. You have to posess a certain level of audacity to become a champion.

Let's not forget Boston has not worn Green on April, 20 since his departure. Coincidence?

Now we're lumping shorts in with turtlenecks?! This is America, not a Scandinavian country. Hashtaghowcouldyou

eh.. sometimes I smope a little doke when I write..

Not that crazy.. everyone knows black people can't swim.

Wouldn't it be more lucrative in the long haul to expand more in Canada and create a good ol USA v Canadian limp-wristed-syrup-loving rivalry. All while expanding to markets that actually give a shit about hockey. This would help maintain competition for smaller market teams IMO.

"Dude had like 8 of em so I got one for my lil brosky too"

Live drawn is a terrible strain on the animators wrists.

After he inks the endorsement deal with Coke, right?

<slow clap>