I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

Well this was the gun nuts wet dream. The system didn’t work with a 100% perfection rate and someone fell through and committed a crime. But rather than look at what went wrong and try to fix it, now the gun nuts can stand on the roof and scream about how the gun hating anti-American liberals background check system…

It’s fitting that rodeo enthusiasts can only last for 7 seconds.

A Catholic, a Jew and Michael Sam walk into a bar. and Michael Sam was all gay and stuff. and then the Catholic and the Jew are like, “that guy’s sexual orientation doesn’t comport with our beliefs.” (rimshot!)

I’m gonna humbly propose some quality control standards for attaining fat guy touchdown status:

At first I was like “Why the hell is the kitten wearing a dress?”, then I was like “Fuck it. EVERY kitten should wear a dress!”

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Babies put things in their mouth that they aren’t always supposed to. Ariana is probably just teething!

Icky-sicko, even.
I promise I’m done.

I’m as quick as anyone to point out missuse of power by the police but this guy just seems like a sick fuck.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

Looks like there are race relations problems in France too.

I kinda don’t miss living in a house with TV where we’d all get together and watch State of the Union and other big politics events, because I don’t miss having TV or a bunch of hippie roommates, but god damn I’m glad I was there for that moment. Such a frantic little swig from such a teeny little water bottle! I…

it’s so awkward

This game was SO f*cking fun to watch for the USA too. Also just noticed that the women spend a lot less time doing sh*t like this:

Yes, I agree, women who play professional sports should be fairly compensated. And the disparity between losing in the first round of the men’s FIFA World Cup and winning the women’s FIFA World Cup should not be so stark - particularly for an organization wit h so much money running around. HOWEVER, some of the reason…

Quickening the sloths was a mistake.