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So, explaining to several managers the problem, having all of them go to the table and having the kitchen make extra food is somehow less time consuming then having them point to it?

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

I would have guessed Beef Wellington.

Couldn’t the server have just asked the man to point to the item he wanted on the menu?

Yup, I consulted my Personal Jesus for this post.

I just learned that Depeche Mode means "Fashion News", not “Fast Fashion” like I had always thought.

BREAKING: O.J. Simpson seriously looking into the unsolved 1994 Brentwood double-murder case.

You know who doesn’t find anything distasteful? Chris Christie.

Huh, I thought sabermetrics had proven the uselessness of the gunt in today’s game.

If he got his stomach stapled, would I score that as a Sacrifice Gunt?

He was awesome in Yellow Submarine.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

No offense to www.shoperotic.com but that is the least erotic thing I’ve seen all day.

I think the false dichotomy is when the NRA types argue that there’s no distinction between controlling firearms and banning them outright. No doubt Barry’s provocative statement was a logic leap - you can argue that there are ways of having more guns in the streets that don’t lead to more gun violence, although the…

“Gun safety” is making sure you handle your gun in such a way that you only kill other people on purpose.

Problem solved:

Fox News is accusing Lindsay Lohan of being a cocaine addict

And here I was so proud that I moved different sofas into the living room *and* cleaned and rearranged my entire shoe closet. Well, there’s always next weekend. Which will be yet another two-day span in which I do not run a marathon.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.