ISIS [sniff] bad it’s just bad it’s horrible [snifffff] it’s just horrible never seen anything like it folks [snnnniifffffff] ISIS folks [sniffs so hard microphone flies up his nose and gets stuck]

He’s not going to cancel due to illness...but if one of his children were to, say, fall ill....terribly, terribly ill... All I’m saying is that if you’re related to Trump, maybe don’t accept anything he offers you to eat or drink.

Meh, if the dude wants to sit in an ice bath, let the dude sit in an ice bath. Could be for his ankle, but a lot of elite athletes use ice baths to bring their core temperature down after a competition, which speeds recovery. Maybe he’s had some nagging injuries/sicknesses and he’s trying to recover from shows…

Exactly! And so many condos and houses are vacant, which exacerbates the problem. Getting rid of AirBNBs is a good step, as if the vacant housing tax (however they’re enforce it). Either way, the other problem is that Vancouver is not like New York and London in the sense that the housing market is not tied to local…

For starters, she should take the NDP’s suggestion of instituting a progressive housing tax that can be easily deducted on someone’s income tax. So, if you live in BC and pay taxes, you don’t have to pay the tax. If you have that property as an investment property or you’re living here and paying no income tax…

The woman popping the bubble is British Columbia’s Premier Christy Clark, who is pretty much The Worst. Maybe after she pops that bubble, she can set to work deflating the bubble that is Vancouver’s insanely over-heated housing market.

Dammit. I guess I’ll just have to go re-watch for the 80,00000th time Sue Perkins and Giles Coran in The Supersizers. That was such a good show.

The sad thing is, there’s evidence TLC knew about the Duggars long before they gave them a show. After all, Oprah sent them packing after her investigators (and an anonymous tip, I think?) revealed their sex scandal. They just don’t care. After all, The Duggars are back on the air now after a short break. Pedos are…

I have a weird name that is constantly mistaken for other more common names, so I hated my name during childhood. I would opt for somewhat uncommon names for my children, however, because I think there’s a profound difference between growing up as someone with a weird name when everyone else is named either Jennifer,…

Exactly. It’s like when an employee is on a Performance Improvement Plan. Hope Solo has had chance after chance after chance. She’s squandered them all, and her time has run out.

I see this phenomenon with my male students ALL THE TIME.

Chuck Tingle needs to get on it immediately.

When I was a teenager I worked out at this skeezy gym where men would wear tall socks and tiny shorts with their balls hanging out. Then they’d do leg lifts while making intense eye contact and wink at you. Nothing like a little, “HEY MISTER YOUR GENITALS ARE SHOWING! JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IN CASE YOU WEREN’T…