I thought you just had to pivot your phone….

And his great-great-great-grandmother was a total bitch.
This explains alot. Finally we can silence the conspiracy nuts.

Why are you all talking about Olof Palme, former prime minister of Sweden?

Just google "Simpsons+quotes" instead.
Why make an effort to write a book, that's hard work.

I don't even own a book.

That's what they do over at 4chan, right?
I feel a bit dirty for even knowing that.

Had a friend/neighbour who is a death metal musician. He always talked about CBT. I just assumed it was banter and that he had listened to Cock And Ball Torture(the band) too much.
Anyway, I was on my balcony smoking and could hear what was going on in my neighbours apartment, because his balcony door was open too.
Dear…

Is this Kyle West you're talking about a Top Gun or a Bottom Gun?

Just sign a NDA. Non Decorum Agreement.
(Boooo)

It can be two things.

Was she also great in Roseanne?

Déjà Vu!
Chocolate Mousse!
Latrine!

No problem. It takes Abe Vigoda 8 months to get it up.

Can they solve crime together, for no reason at all?

Abe Vigoda in drag?

Kanye?
Wait, what are we talking about?

No! As always "Mohd" hasn't read the article. The first sentence describes a moment in the shows history.
ETA: S08E11 is the 100th episode. I knew that.

Yes, absolutely love me some Jim Steinman. Have a soft spot for Max Martin as well, partly because he is swedish, but also cause why not make the music fucking catchy while you're at it, you know. That's one of the more challenging parts about making music, right?(I don't know, just guessing)

Imagine if that little f*cker has to deal with Putin. It's not a joke then. At least we don't have to worry about global warming anymore, it's nuclear winter instead.
Nice knowing ya all….(:

[Tom Cruise and the producers of Top Gun gently weeps]