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Trucks have frames. This is an electric ute.

What CT owners think they look like: GIF of war veteran being saluted at while they walk into an Applebee’s.

“...caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight,...”

Probably their cameras malfunctioning if they’re wet and in sunlight. Bodes well for their FSD based on cameras only. Hit a puddle in sunshine? Take over immediately, as the car is about to crash.

I think its to save the Tesla owner the embarrassment of being seen outside with a Tesla.

What the actual F?

The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight, and there is a section expressly mentioning that the truck has to be switched into “Car Wash Mode” before washing to avoid damage to parts of the vehicle.”

On what planet is this even reasonable for a TRUCK?

At this point, buying one seems like a self own. Like kicking yourself in the nuts seems easier. 

What’s the “dont wash in sunlight” shit all about?  Must one go sudsy only during an eclipse?  Only at 1AM?  

You can’t charge it after midnight either.

Doesn’t explain the “warranty void” and the water ingress.

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Sheesh! You have to put it in a special mode for it to cope with a fucking car wash? And if not, warranty is voided! What a fucking shitshow of a design and company.

That’s an interesting demographic:  only going for people not on Only Fans.

It’s Kotaku, we should be lucky they even played the game lmao.

BRB gonna start my new radio station with new equipment I acquired.

I believe it is wise to coax billionaires who are losing it, to waste their money on every foolish venture they can be convinced to. I am willing to pretend to be a right wing idiot to keep encouraging him with these dumbshit moves.

This is one of the easiest ways to make them lose their incredibly wasteful collection

I’m completely in support of this move; watching Musk find fresh, dumb ways to burn money is a newfound hobby of mine.

Maybe it’s just a huge coincidence, but a coworker got a certain type of ‘home gym’ and I was talking to another coworker about it. We both had several ads for that brand over the next several days.

Yup. Has happened to me as well. Heck, even just watching Hulu on TV back when we still had ads on it. I said to my wife “Oh, there was a car accident in front of Applebee’s today when I was on my way to the store. Pretty wild.” and during the next commercial break, there’s a commercial for Applebee’s. We both were

idk man, i have lived a handful of times where i talked about a product outloud with someone and without me having to look up said product on my phone, that brand showed up on my Instagram feed. It CANNOT be a coincidence.