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Washington Rexskins

You Owned Limbs Once.

Thanks, Australia. Now we know exactly how high we need to erect the stage to keep Bruno Mars from ruining the Super Bowl intermission.

This wild beast and its 2-stroke engine of a heart would never be on the loose to hunt and kill us all if the EPA wasn't shut down. Thanks Obama.

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At the end of the 2013 NFL season, five will be dead, five will have a serious drug problem and the remaining two will have backstage heat with each other .

This is official the coupe de grâce for this LOL Mets meme.

I went redface for tonight's game. Not because I'm racist or a fan of Washington, but because I'm a sunburned ginger.

Poor guy. Somebody should just take him out back and put a Bullets on him.

"Unfortunately (fortunate for me and my ratings), some babies are associated with brands like Bounce Dryer Sheets and 2000 Flushes shortly after being born." - Nancy Grace

I may be mistaken, but does that tattoo say "If found, return to gutter."?

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"And in other news... Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab, incoherently stumbling around the streets of L.A. like Scott Hall at an indie show."

Another reason why it is wise to always keep a snake next to the toilet.

Police were instantly suspicious when Lamar opened the door and something other than a Kardashian ass came spilling out.

Now, more than ever, we need your support, folks.

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