Douche.

Dumb men don't know that you shouldn't go anywhere near a pool when you're on your cycle.

The Most Perfect Pig Ever:

"what are you doing? Where is Colin?"; "get out!"

This comment is the worst comment in internet history.

"CactusHam, pick your own Mr. Sockos up off the mat!"

Wonder how they managed to flush 51 billion dollars away then?

I suspect that you aren't taking my theory seriously.

I'll tell you all who is responsible for the collapse of Denver in the Super Bowl AND WTC 7:

Is Alex Smith as sexy in person?

I'm sure Ric will make it through this Panther ordeal. He once survived a cougar attack after all.

Never would've been in this situation had he just bought a Ford instead.

Aaron is definitely guilty...

"No, Rex. You will still be in street clothes this weekend."

No Alex Smith because even if he was balding, he'd still be the hottest QB in the league.

wait your a parity acount? unnfolow. weres the door?

wide receiver asked the officer whether the nearby Sonic was open then.

I knew Kerry Collins would find a way to get on the field this season.

Alex Smith is the king of the NFL right now. Show some respect.