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Jun 21 2014
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Dumb men don't know that you shouldn't go anywhere near a pool when you're on your cycle.

Jun 17 2014
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The Most Perfect Pig Ever:

Mar 17 2014
7

This comment is the worst comment in internet history.

Mar 14 2014
2

"CactusHam, pick your own Mr. Sockos up off the mat!"

Feb 5 2014
7

Wonder how they managed to flush 51 billion dollars away then?

Feb 3 2014
3

I suspect that you aren't taking my theory seriously.

Feb 3 2014
17

I'll tell you all who is responsible for the collapse of Denver in the Super Bowl AND WTC 7: Read more

Jan 14 2014
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Is Alex Smith as sexy in person?

Jan 9 2014
4

I'm sure Ric will make it through this Panther ordeal. He once survived a cougar attack after all.

Dec 23 2013
3

Never would've been in this situation had he just bought a Ford instead.

Dec 11 2013
3

"No, Rex. You will still be in street clothes this weekend."

Dec 5 2013
6

No Alex Smith because even if he was balding, he'd still be the hottest QB in the league.

Nov 15 2013
1

wait your a parity acount? unnfolow. weres the door?

Nov 13 2013
2

wide receiver asked the officer whether the nearby Sonic was open then. Read more

Nov 12 2013
3

In all seriousness, this whole thing on Twitter the other day made me piss my pants with laughter. +1 to all involved.

Nov 12 2013
3

PRAISE BE TO FAISAL!