Bill Cowher has long been considered The Cure for a struggling franchise should he choose to unretire.

Or you can just buy a mail order bride to iron your man suit. About the same cost.

Worst Damn Sports Show Period.

I'm sure NSA agents ended up with a major case of blue balls after scouring endless texts and emails from warriors that included promises of hand holding a necking upon their return from far away places.

It's even more embarrassing for the driver once you learn that the Russian translation for road signs that read "5.0" is "don't drive under while hauling a huge fucking statue of a deer in the back of a dump truck".

Don't be an elitist.

This, just as RG3 was attempting to known as something other than Running Quarterback.

You forgot /Colin Kaepernick/ in your argument. He could only wish to carry Rex Grossman's Natural Ice.

Dear Brad and Cole,

This is what happens when your truck can't tow a space shuttle.

This lady knew she was going to be fine because she's not getting involved in an altercation involving one Bengal.

I like how she signs a lot of her tweets. But she doesn't need to do that to inform people who she is, they all know she must be a sap for marrying Rick.

Up until now, the family name most associated with cocks was Jameson.

That rivals Rex Grossman as far as payout per pick-six.

Chris's strategy of staying off the grid by blending in didn't work out too well.

In true Boeing fashion, the punch landed and caused a broken tail.

A-Rod: "Hey kid, I have a match: My back, your face."

I like that Sidney Crosby tattoo just underneath the Pens logo.

+1 For beating me to the strip club joke.

Some Alaskan strip club owner is sure going to be pissed once he finds out that somebody leaked footage from his surveillance camera.