Oh Gamboa.

The greatest weapon that Ray Lewis wields is a Wii controller while playing Dance Dance Revolution.

You son of a bitch!

Thirty-something year old soccer moms who experimented with marijuana and ink in their late teens are said to be the inspiration behind the new logo.

"I don't think those gifts can wait until Christmas to be opened!" — Tony Siragusa's cardiologist

He replaced a guy that always said "cool beans". I hate my life.

Sit next to a new guy at work who is 30. He says "holla" non-stop and "_____ like a boss!". I'm fairly certain that if I video document every time he does this on my phone, I could present the evidence to a judge and beat a murder wrap. Thoughts?

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Stfu you mouth breathing idiot. You wouldnt have food on your plate if Alex Smith hadnt saved the Niners from sinking into a full scale depression. You really are the crusty head cheesehead Packer fan of life. For you and everyonenof those "Oh, they're scipture tattoos" assholes who tweeted i wish you coukd take the…

I've been getting "idiot" and "moron" throughout the day on my comment. I can only imagine Ray's notification blow up. The latest comment may be my favorite. Well, second favorite. http://deadspin.com/5968935/?post=55357297

I refuse to dismiss such an intelligent reply. Plus one, good sir, you are a model commenter.

If you think people are mad about Obama pre-empting football, just wait until unemployment numbers increase by 41 people next month.

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What is your pre-feast eating strategy? I have attempted all approaches from breakfast, lunch and then the main event (normal routine), to completely starving myself beforehand. I have found the latter quite detrimental.

Now if only someone could inform Wikipedia of inappropriate content on their "human penis" page.

Last night I attended an early Thanksgiving with a friend's family who is going to be out of town for the holiday. I had suggested that they cut up the turkey's liver and gizzards to add to the gravy. They looked at me like I was high. So, is this a normal practice? I must say, it is quite awesome.

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I don't mean to be annoying with the promoting of HFTE, but come check it out. Today we have Big Sloppy interviewing the lead singer of Nine Days. PostApocalypticRecSpecs' NFL picks for all you gamblers. Sure, he's not doing as well as Cowherd, but he is at least over .500. Finally, this week we submitted our…

When I saw half as many comments as views on this post, I knew my main editor, Sgt Hammerclaw was hard at work.

Don't expect the endorsement deals to come rolling in for Cabrera now, he's only allowed one sponsor.