Speak for yourself. I for one haven't followed Desi_Relaford since 2010 and don't give a single turd what you're doing now. I'm just happy cobra, brah is alright and didn't join the ranks of the dead commenters just yet.

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The gate must have been chain-link, that would explain Jordan's inability to move it.

@JohnCena: I'm wearing special camouflage attire tonight as a tribute to our troops!

ESPN nixed the idea of having Stuart Scott conduct the interview because all of his views come from the right.

Not shown: TBS quickly cutting to Sammy Sosa for comment, where he vehemently denied any knowledge of the English language.

Everyone please stop calling this guy an "innocent fan". This guy lost his innocence the second he visited Ticketmaster's website.

Of course it's not a work. If that guy knew that his lights were about to be knocked out, he wouldn't have put on those sweet shades.

Rusty was demonstrating to the defense the proper use of hands now that Blaine Gabbert cut his hair.

Allen is said to be broken hearted, which is something Garnett will target the next time these two meet by calling him a "heart disease patient".

You're such a prickface.

I've heard the same thing. I was going to do it in 2008, when I was in marathon shape. I may shoot for it next year.

Oh yeah. Running, biking, off roading, motorcycling, I love it here for all of that. I ran the SLC marathon in 2008 and enjoyed it very much. They have better marathons through much more scenic areas. It's very outdoor-activity friendly.

Yes, but I love going other places.

Hi DUAN! I have nothing in particular to say, just that it's been a while. Well, everyone here gets sick of me on Twitter, so really this is all for naught, other than to say:

Could Somebody Please Show Michael Vick How To Use Twitter On His Phone?

What is bound to take a greater toll on Jeff Hardy's brain, all of the concussion suffered in TLC matches or the drugs?

Brian is an honest man, he would never cheat. He never even so much as looked at the rack on the woman to his left.

NFL Reviewing Status Of Replacement Official Because Of His Facebook Activity

I can't wait to get TarHeelFan69's take on this situation. He'll probably just say that it's a slow news day or something.