I guess just being full of vinegar explains why Lochte was unable to perform better during the Olympics.

Don't you think Costas was upset about going over as well? Going over midnight meant that his transport to the hotel turned into Ryan Seacrest.

Oh noes! The poor fishies :(

OMG Carmelo Anthony is a fat ass lol

Not Pictured: NBC analyst, Cris Collinsworth exclaiming: "Legs aren't supposed to bend that way!"

I know that living with or being an addict can suck. In my experience, dealing with this problem can be extremely agonizing. It's not like catching balls in the outfield, where you just have that one thing you need focus on. It's worse than being in a hot stove with the burners turned up on high.

They say that women who marry professional athletes need to just expect to be cheated on. I'm guessing your wife doesn't necessarily have those expectations due to the fact that her professional athlete husband is a punter who plays World of Warcraft, no?

Chris, go ahead and ask me a question. Nothing is off limits.

+1

Is Donovan McNabb fat enough to make a cameo in the next Big Momma's House without needing any makeup or special effects?

Jared Allen comes across as one of those guys that thinks he's funny, but really isn't. Is he actually funny? Because really, this is a guy who thinks choosing 69 as a jersey number has some sort of comedic value.

Do you ever confuse the "Booooo" for "Kluuuuw"? I mean, because a punter never actually gets cheered.

Hi Chris. First of all, Bears fan here, so go fuck yourself.

That isn't the first time Newy has tried to play spoiler when it comes to someone who smokes weed.

Two words: Ryan Seacrest

Meanwhile, at the MASN studio...

A serious comment, if I may.

Also, "Sarge" would be a solid dog name, I guess that's what you'd probably call him if you named him Sergeant.

I don't think the electric fence will be necessary. In the 14 years I had my lab, I never had a fully fenced yard. Work with him without a leash in your yard so he knows his boundaries. Just block him when he goes outside the desired parameters, and always leash him when leaving your yard for walks.

It's only a problem when the shirt starts coming off.