Yep.

Jesus Christ, Jones. +1, EMS.

a SSN that starts with a number between 303 and 317. (A SSN that started with 407 would put him in Kentucky.)

Tear it down with a tank, then let children run in and hit it repeatedly with the soles of their shoes. USA! USA! USA!

Damn, miracle brah's really do enhance cleavage.

Jason is already missing Texas, where we all know every thing's bigger, including the distance between DUI checkpoints.

Ah, I missed that on my guide. I'm going to find it online for sure.

90 minutes? Well, now 60... but haven't they started already? You're talking about the Mundine vs. McKart card I'm seeing on PPV? Worth streaming illegally online for?

The trustees' reluctance to remove the statue is motivated, in part, by a desire not to offend alumni and students. Because, let's face it, their monetary contributions outweigh those of the victims.

Can we all agree that I could use another drink? Makers-rocks please. Thank you.

Mundo Fox would've done a better job explaining to me what happened here, and I don't even understand Spanish.

That was pretty bad. But what were they supposed to do, go with the backup?

Louis Freeh is boarding a plane to New Orleans to complete the clean sweep.

I agree.

"That's nothing. Dishing an assist to a Boozer from the Yukon is much more impressive."

Nice.

ESPN also says that Lynn's physical appearance "is a bad case of laziness. But who the fuck are we to address style?".

+1

Dr. No - Yes, so far just the first 3. Maybe I'll skip around.

Yeah, I think nostalgia is a huge factor. Had I seen some of the movies as a child, I'm sure I'd be geeked, but starting at 34 probably isn't a good idea.