Even more sadder? Being stuck with Jared as the main Subway spokesperson for four more years.

Seriously dude, I lost my "view all" plug-in for Chrome, did anybody else DUAN!?

What's your handle?

It's probably just @Shinavonne, you can go ahead and follow her.

Oh, I get it! When she sends it back to Buck, she'll be saying "Hey Joe".

Thanks for the superb weekend, Sean!

Oh you!

At ESPN, Erin was known as "America's Sideline Princess". At Fox, she'll be known as the "American Eye Doll".

[cums]

Stay tuft, Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad.

This is funny. +1

The suspect was overheard saying that he was declaring Marshall law.

First aid responders were unable to pull through in the clutch.

Ha! I love Werthers, I'm going to go find an old man to extort.

Joe Paterno did try this email thing-a-ma-jig once. But the only demon he seemed concerned to address was the one that kept sending him delivery failure messages.

Bosh backed out of going to London out of fear that he'd be tempted to commit cannibalism.

As far as cheap, JVC has good ones I get at Best Buy for under $20. They're the marshmellow type of buds, the usually come with an extra pair of "marshmellows" for when they wear out. I enjoyed them because they stay snug in my ears (ran a marathon and all the training with them). Like I said, they're on the cheaper…

Weird, I always thought love was a Battlefield.

he sucks.

Mondesi must have "ran to the store", because he never came back home.