This post has more shins than an orthopedic handbook.

I would've gotten the MVP of that game, and Magic probably wouldn't have made the Olympic team.

The Cubs have finally shown some respect to all of their fans that have been looking at them sideways for all these years.

It would take less time to go back and read all 1000 comments from last night's DUAN than to read even the first 20 comments tonight.

#TUAN!

While at work, I was a casual reader today due to inability to log in. Which, actually has been an issue since the switch to SSO. I tried to put myself in the shoes of a casual reader rather than a commenter. I must say, any casual reader that used to come down for the comments are going to be incredibly frustrated…

I never did get a Fleshbot star.

Dammit! You beat me to it, I've only approved one guy a long time ago.

I probably wasn't responsible for any of your classroom outburst, but thank YOU and you're welcome.

Ha! Didn't even notice the 3rd T until you pointed it out.

I'll have to try it. That is exactly how I cook my asparagus.

We're half way there, boys. Smoke break!

If only I could find a way to queef out of my penis after eating asparagus while at work. Those people deserve to smell it.

I wasn't around for that game. Hope this wasn't used already.

I love the smell of my piss after eating asparagus. That is all.

I couldn't comment while at work with the sign in switch because I log in via Twitter and Twitter is blocked. I am able to log in via Gmail, so I created an account that Mantis Toboggan, M.D. just approved downstream, so it will be a different handle. It's a handle some are familiar with, a bit of an inside joke with…

You're ok in my book. I still want to kill you.

Drinking DUAN!

/VAGINA JOKE —-> [jezebel.com]

In honor of getting a follow from the verified account of Digital Underground on Twitter last night.