Marry: Always Winning, just because he seems like one of the nicest guys amongst nice guys here.

Make sure you're also following other Deadspinners [twitter.com] and [twitter.com] for your wrestling fix and fun. Also, Cyrus sometimes tweets WWE too.

I wish somebody would post about lurking in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese and eating half sandwiches. You know, for old times' sake.

Totally out of the closet man. I often live-tweet Raw.

+1

I'd like to think of this account as having a perfect driving record. For over 2 years I have never been destarred nor sent to #hineyholeisland. So with that being said, I will keep my record untarnished.

The exciting thing about tomorrow will be Sir Truthington's homecoming.

Did you unfollow me? I'm sorry man.

If you edit and delete the #!/ it will html and link properly to your profile.

Since we are unsure of the future of DUAN with the changes that are coming tomorrow, the rest of you holdouts should just go ahead and sign up for Twitter so we can TUAN.

Oh my! Girl problems DUAN! :(

I think Tom Cruise is a fantastic actor :)

She is the love of my life. I yearn for her affection.

+1

"No, Joe. This is CNN, not Fox News Channel."

I really wish Sandusky's sentence includes him being forced to read all of the hilarious comments below, which makes fun of his sick, perverted ass.

Tee hee!

Ha!

He is... state pen!

7) UweBollocks photoshop contest.