We rioted during the Olympics! I think that was the first riot in the history of SLC and it was pretty weak.

I can't wait for one year from now, when the Jazz win the championship and we show you all how to riot, Mormon style.

Much like Joe with the bar, the vehicle keeps failing the inspection test.

O AN HE YOLO [twitter.com]

Ha! I saw a Smart Car the other day, just jammed full of shit (due to lack of trunk/storage space etc.) I was desperately fumbling my phone to get a picture of and tweet, but failed.

I always look around at the people in other cars surrounding me, thinking to myself about how bad they're judging me for judging this person I'm trying to get a picture of.

Ha! Ever since I got a phone with a good camera, I can't tell you how hard I laughed and agreed with that statement.

Darren Rovell is just looking for a good reason to unfollow Jim Cramer without having to face the madness that would ensue if he did so, while still having to walk past him daily in the halls of CNBC.

[cums]

I guess they were right when they said we'd never see Hansbrough put down 40 in the NBA.

Both guys turned out to be really cool

Since they were playing in a skins tournament, they had no problem coming up with the bail money.

This is all part of the journey Jaleel has taken, ever since he heard the voice telling him "if you build it, he will come". The journey ends with Jaleel building a baseball diamond in a corn field, just so that he can play catch with Gary Coleman.

Ha!

The only ones not put to shame by their size are Rockstars.

Deadspin: Come For The Gruesome Knee Injuries, Stay For The Fun Knee Comments.

Reports of Schilling being suspended due to violation of their good Citizens policy appear to be false.

"Best wishes from the Captain."

+1

Berman is ESPN's equivalent of 'comfort food'. He prepares very little, has a nostalgic appeal to some, high in fat, greasy and is always worse the next day.