Pictured: Pacman, checking the progress of the money tree he planted.

This episode ends with the camera panning to God and Jesus looking at each other with an expression of mirth on their faces, as they simultaneously say "That's arson!".

In honor of the last Bears team that actually did have a 100% chance of beating the Packers, they put it on the refrigerator.

That's the first time in three years that she's been able to wear a bikini while standing next to a dick.

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My god! The Stanley Cup has become bantha fodder.

What's your Twitter handle?

Just report @americanwaybro for spam.

Godfather is the easy answer, for good reason. It's just so well done all around, from cinematography, score, dialogue and the acting.

To clarify, I was agreeing wholeheartedly with RMJ=H. What I meant is that Universal Envoloping Algebra's Jeter story would've had me crying had I read it at work yesterday.

Lance has every reason to be Huffy in his response.

I'm not buying it. The second toe of each foot is clearly hanging so far off onto the floor, that it's easily taking twenty pounds of weight off that scale.

Yes! I had only wish I had read this at work, where I am usually very slap happy. This would've certainly created tears. I read it while relaxed at home and still belly laughed my ass off.

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This sure beats the poem a former anonymous Razorback wrote in support of Petrino:

Jay didn't dog him that bad, but that's because he had a long leash.

The best follows, as far as comedy, are the truly funny guys who are just being themselves. Basically, the Deadspin commenters.

Yeah, after the whole Sarah Phillips thing, I've pretty much stopped following all parody accounts. I really didn't follow that many to begin with. There a couple that I follow that look to have been started by guys from here, and those I will support and follow as long as they keep their content original.

Seems to be a lot of that going on. Blatant ripping off other people's jokes and creations is just fucking weak. I've certainly accidentally duplicated other people's jokes, but I try to make a conscious effort to search and make sure my tweets and comments on here are as original as possible. Sometimes I don't always…

Who ya got in the Heat game, Pacino or De Niro?