I never did buy into that old saying "cold hands, warm heart".

Allow this to be a public service announcement to all you men that hold it in, while on a first date.

Oh, hey. Look who got next!

• There was definitely a buffet, complete with a chocolate waterfall.

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!11!!!!!1!!!11!!111

suck it Echo

Some drink until they're broke. Others, as exampled above, drink until their car is a Brokely.

That's still better than ESPN's coverage of the NHL, where Chris Berman tried to insert "Howdy" into Drew's name.

Bob's appeal argument will cite several cases where Lucy's repeated instances of "Fuck You, Charlie" never landed her in the dog house.

I saw this headline, and for a second there I had thought RGIII had actually taken Rex Grossman's advice by just tossing it anywhere.

To commemorate the moment, the Cubs will fly the "L" flag at half-staff later today.

Sebastian Bach was supposed to join him, however he was unable to remove himself from behind a plate at home.

The only difference between this guy and Kenyon Martin, is that this guy would never have a stalker. Even bat-shit crazy women despise able-bodied pricks that park in handicap spots.

Pictured: Embarrassed wife, as her husband is exposed to the world as a flip-flop wearer.

I had upgraded from NHL 08 to 11 and the difference between the two is unbelievable. I can only imagine that shock you felt.

There we go! I'm seriously just a big sports video game dork. I have NHL 11 for my Xbox (which is a big fucking freezing piece of first generation shit). I'm thinking that and Madden when it comes our and Battlefield.

PS3 DUAN!?!?!?!

He's just up for bid out there!

I did like the shortened schedule, but I agree, the NBA regular season is far from meaningless.

If the exuberant way this ump calls a strike isn't enough to tell you that he is full of confidence, the slight leg kick at the end should.