PLAY nightclub is completely at fault here. I mean, they shouldn't have hired a bouncer that can't even move at 1x speed.

+1

Ha!

Update: The only Anthrax found was coming from Barry Melrose's Discman.

The only attitude Jackson gave, was when he said "make like a good fantasy GM and let me go".

Forgive the Suns homer there, Sean. He thinks that because the ball is in Majerle's hand that it is an automatic triple.

Yeah, I've had the green beans as well. Personally, asparagus or green bean is much better than celery. I can't stand celery, such a worthless vegetable.

Oh, the Dijon mustard does sound like it would be a good addition.

She was quickly deported to North Korea due to the lack of a rocket arm.

Great. Now I want to have something to do.

I took a day off last year to do 36. I was sure fucking sore at about hole 22, but it was a fun fucking day.

That's good.

Fitting, since the Cowboys use the "econoline" method when signing the men who protect Romo.

WATCH OUT KANER!

A leap of faith.

Kane doesn't remember anything from the weekend as he was Dazed and Confused.

+1

That's good.

I cannot stop laughing at his face.

I seriously have never played Burger Time. Though, I was a below average Dig Dug and Qbert player, I'd like to think that despite that, I'm a relatively well adjusted individual.