Hockey !!DUAN!!

The good news for Brett, is that because he is part of the lawsuit, the whole world gets to view his summons and not his subpoenas.

"Kids, Big Mac... Parliament."

Oh, it is.

Agree with Bacardi, Twitter is perfect for that.

That's better than the Knicks strategy of doing nothing, let your own star player constantly miss the net and then let a role player injure himself.

Also OKC. They were all wearing Maverick blue.

His attempted comeback last year was such a cock tease.

Video: Nantz, interviewing Jazz players during their pre-game ritual of getting their game shorts as form fitting as possible.

That is pretty much how I treat all sports now. Especially since my teams don't win shit.

Utah kid, raised on WGN. Bears fan also, I credit Jim McMahon for that.

(pictured, far right)

Ah, the Cubs, the other team that has given me as much heartbreak as the Jazz.

Let's get Jazzed!

Pictured: Clorox's cultural impact.

This generation only knows Bobby Wagner as Number Two.

That is what's known as Progressive journalism.

"Told ya."

Is this the open thread for the relay races?

I already told you guys that you'd be forced to talk Jazz basketball with me during Deadspin's Finals open thread. I'm sticking by that.