I hope Chris Young takes his time to rehab this injury. We need to look no further than Jose Canseco's Twitter timeline to see what years of running into padded walls does to you.

Little Kid: Gee whiz, thanks for water soaked headband.

Avalanche Kill The Canucks

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In an attempt to prevent a mistake like this from happening again, WSVN will be getting more monitors.

Twitter DUAN!

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For selfish entertainment purposes, I sincerely hope the Blackhawks deliver their own street (ice) justice.

Either way, Torres won't get the benefit of the doubt from the league office.

I'm with TrotsHat, completely left his feet on that hit. A lengthy suspension will likely come, Torres' reputation won't help either.

At least Ben will look svelte a few times this year.

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Agreed. It will be setup so the cream will rise, as the current system does. Perhaps better?

Nice.

I forgave Mel the first time I made a crank call using the Mel Gibson Soundboard.

Awwhites, your time has finally come.

[puts cursor over over Raysism's star below]

Just like on The Bachelor, the rows indicates which women he still has interest in.

Who would have thought that PTI's "heads on sticks" segment would become so popular in Europe?

In an attempt to retaliate, Gordon was going leave a burning bag of poop on Delonte's doorstep, but couldn't find where he was parked.