I could only imagine how excited you must be, they're a damn good team. Probably unchartered waters (feelings, expectations) for most Lions fans going into this year, no? I think they're good enough to get 12 wins up against any schedule you throw at them.

Amen.

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+1

She is said to be tickled pink about the news.

It's probably not a good thing to allow more goals in three games than the number of characters in your name. This is especially embarrassing if you have a hyphenated name.

While NBC camera operators couldn't get enough, everybody else in attendance really didn't want to see anything associated with TNA.

Pictured: Daniel Alfredsson watching the new NHL GameCenter app.

Meanwhile, JaMarcus Russell will spend a day with you for just a 100 Grand Bar.

If you aren't watching this Pens-Flyers game, you must be watching something else.

If they had one of these at Sun Life Stadium, there would be no doubt that Peyton Manning would've signed with the Dolphins.

Smith fell to the ice faster than he would've if he had put on a Batman costume and tried to fly off of a cliff.

Smith reacted as if an ACME anvil landed on his head.

The bear got its name because it had less filling than the other stuffed animals at the toy store.

Usually when something with dimples hits the road, it's a result of cheating.

Ha! Indeed.

Judging from the photo, I think we all know who the goat in this whole situation is.

+1

+1 Tyler, for throwing a better looking ball than most celebrities, politicians and other athletes that usually throw out a first pitch.

That's nothing. Thurl Bailey has been assaulting music notes even after retiring from the Jazz.