Shoppach did what most of Tom Brady's balls did when they hit the 85 mark.

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Also not playing the ceremony: the Sex Pistols

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What I don't understand is, if Gricar wanted to destroy his hard drive, why didn't he just let a horny teenage boy play around on his laptop for a while?

Jim Knox going into the crowd is a stroke of TV genius.

The first typo is understandable.

Try reading his tweets while playing YACety Sax.

Between the card playing, craps, lottery selections and armed guards, I'm surprised Steve Wynn hasn't tried to purchase the Wizards.

As with everything else this season, they're blaming JaVale's muscle spasms for this incident.

Petrino was very impressed with the CC's in her V-twins.

Petrino didn't even bother to read her resume. For all he knew, she was "Miss Motorboating Mania 2008".

Oh man, that is going to be quite the chore to round up all 9 newspapers delivered, white it out and insert the pages into the typewriter to fix.

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They're going to have a hard time getting the little baby to hush, seeing that daddy won't ever have that diamond ring.

"You suck!"

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He should know that being a Cubs fan is a trap.

Petrino really went out on a limb, didn't he?

The kids just mistook the Purple Panda for a Nittany Lion.