The herb and spice in his chicken is no secret.

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Nice.

You'll never see this happen to Michael Strahan, he won't even throw money towards the Gap.

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Worst your basement joke. Ever.

The last one posted was the first one I read this week. Busy at work this week, but I loved it, gotta go back and read the others.

They've had nothing but trouble with those darn facsimile machine's ever since upgrading from telegraph just two years ago.

Chopper? He already roaded her.

Jeremy, quit rubbing your thumb over the mic, Jesus.

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Hey, how did you get a hold of ESPN's XYZ-roll so quickly?

Newport Beach police have been a bit on edge regarding celebrities ever since Lindsay Lohan spent her "rehab" time there.

If they had scheduled 40 less seconds, we'd all know it was Ricky Williams.

after numerous code violations

Poor Donald. Now he's been exposed to two famous little pricks.

Nice parenting skills in the "Lafayette Neighbor HOOD Fight". Good for her to make sure the kids were out of the way of the backing up car.

Her feminist mother raised her to call it soccim.

once you go star you don't go back