She's just pissed that Americans still refer to it as soccer.

Pokemon? He looks more like a Mighty Morphine Power Rangers fan based on the photo.

Now he could give that other guy a moustache with all the ink that is on his fingers.

The Increbeadle Hulk

The venom coursing through Peter's veins sure smells a lot like Aqua Velva.

Living in Utah, I can't tell you how bad I want to see that.

Better lock down the Lexington area Krystal's.

I had no problem tying in my Twitter at all, just staying logged in. It is probably my cookies, they're probably still set to my old Deadspin/Gawker credentials.

Thanks. You converted your account to log in via Twitter?

New log in question. (Not a complaint) DUAN!

Figures, Skip used a similar defense after suggesting Troy Aikman might be gay, by saying that he was also a member of the glee club.

Jose is an idoit. Clowns aren't aren't mass consuming anything because they're usually played by poor people.

felony burglary, misdemeanor theft and criminal possession of dangerous drugs

It does mean fuck the world, everybody else has it wrong.

I would totally search for her, if I knew what the chinese word for search looked like.

+1

I didn't think I'd see video of someone in a diaper climbing rocks and stuff until the next Indiana Jones film.

Canadian Idle

Also, Fox is said to be heavily pursuing Scott Norwood to be a regular analyst on this new network.

This person who misidentified this Cruz probably won't sink for this.