Shhh. I know edumication hurts you; but I’m sure you can tolerate a little pain.

Syrup and chicken juice?

That is not what I asked for. I asked for a list of books written by people from the Obama administration or his family who accuse or tell stories about him being a criminal, liar, and institutional incompetent. That’s just a list of things you consider to be failures on his part. Every President has failures. I’m not…

Take a look, it’s in a book. Fuck racists.

I will hunt a mother fucker down if they even think of messing with this guy! As a child of color I grew up in shit neighborhood with a shit school system that was just passing me on through the grades. I was in the 3rd grade and I could not read. His show, was the one thing that made me want to learn to read.

That’s a long time to get to voicemail.

America won’t be ready to face up to that part of its history until it can acknowledge and deal with its legacy in the present.

SERIOUSLY. She didn’t even sink a SINGLE car! It’s like she’s not even trying.

That motherfucker’s never seen Gone With The Wind.

*smug high-pitched voice* “Just another reason to use Airbnb.”

well technically they’ll all be in theatres across the country, just some will be in a lot fewer.

Thanks for the update.

My in-laws complained that there was too much Spanish and that it was racism there weren’t white backup dancers. In other news, I hate every part of my life. 

I’m not a sportsball fan, but I tuned in just to see the halftime show. I legit choked up when I saw JLo wrapped up in the Puerto Rican/US flag, the kids in cages, her daughter and that kid’s choir joining in for a few lines of “Born in the USA.” I thought all of this was the biggest F-U to the Trump administration…

Well, if you’ve got a ‘My dick was so big’ story, you try to work it into every conversation you can.

Eh, if people were already making money off of my image I’d want a chunk of that pie too.

My grandfather was in the IRA and I hate the UK tabloids for making me sympathize with the royals, but my leftist ass went so far as thinking that even if they’re born into privilege it still comes with a million more strings than the average rich kid has to deal with.

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

Why is Gamora?

Why do you get to judge how other people have fun? No seriously? I want to know. I get you don’t like the game, but why do you give a single brain cell over to caring about how other people have fun?  What is missing in your life to make that a thing you worry about?