SERIOUSLY. She didn’t even sink a SINGLE car! It’s like she’s not even trying.

That motherfucker’s never seen Gone With The Wind.

*smug high-pitched voice* “Just another reason to use Airbnb.”

well technically they’ll all be in theatres across the country, just some will be in a lot fewer.

Thanks for the update.

My in-laws complained that there was too much Spanish and that it was racism there weren’t white backup dancers. In other news, I hate every part of my life. 

I’m not a sportsball fan, but I tuned in just to see the halftime show. I legit choked up when I saw JLo wrapped up in the Puerto Rican/US flag, the kids in cages, her daughter and that kid’s choir joining in for a few lines of “Born in the USA.” I thought all of this was the biggest F-U to the Trump administration…

Well, if you’ve got a ‘My dick was so big’ story, you try to work it into every conversation you can.

Eh, if people were already making money off of my image I’d want a chunk of that pie too.

My grandfather was in the IRA and I hate the UK tabloids for making me sympathize with the royals, but my leftist ass went so far as thinking that even if they’re born into privilege it still comes with a million more strings than the average rich kid has to deal with.

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

Why is Gamora?

Why do you get to judge how other people have fun? No seriously? I want to know. I get you don’t like the game, but why do you give a single brain cell over to caring about how other people have fun?  What is missing in your life to make that a thing you worry about? 

Seen in the replies on Twitter:

This 100%. The article is credulously predicated on the idea that some critical mass of internet users understood “Kamala is a cop” to mean, like, literally that she’s a cop. Or that she REALLY bid adieu to a bus full of prison-bound mothers with a wave and a touch to the heart. I mean, to even include that latter…

I have this dream of putting together a car charity/ministry. We’d buy old cars on Craigslist, fix them up, then connect with local organizations to get them to people who need a reliable car for a year or two. People getting out of prison, human trafficking victims, struggling single moms, recovering addicts, etc. In…

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

In a sign of the times, Rizer-Pool said she had previously requested active shooter training for Bethel, which recently celebrated 118 years in the community. She has already upgraded the church’s security system and reminded the church’s ushers, as the “first line of defense” to be mindful of strangers.

Just let people enjoy things.

Screw that! White people get no passes. This younger generation giving passes like they have the authority. Back in the day and should be currently that would get you knocked out.