“Come Prepared”

Like ESPN was going to keep him around during a presidential year. Please. I would pay good money to see him at FS1. Just...’cuz.

Where do I send the royalties I will owe for inevitably stealing this and using it over and over and over again?

Blowin’ y’self up with fireworks! It ain’t jus’ fer rednecks no more.

I knew it! This whole marriage equality thing was just another way to kill members of the LGBT community!

Well, I guess we can chalk up gay marriage’s first high profile victim: #BenJen.

Personally, I think “Fuck Art” is the winner here. If there were to be a winner. Which there probably isn’t. Because this whole thing sucks. But still...I kinda love that piece.

Uh, they are all down? According to that article’s latest update of the link you provide.

OMG! Why would you not use the sarcasm font?

Because they heard she was telling people that they beat their kids with a “baboon whip” according to color? Because they were asked?

Anyone who watches that video and is not repulsed has literally raped Emma again. Not figuratively, but literally raped her. I am looking at YOU! You sick fucking fappercists! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

That’s just shady, man.

I love seeing the two of them together. There’s such love there. What a good example for other dads and as someone else said elsewhere for people everywhere.

Yeah but he was the bomb on Liv and Maddie.

I hope this father is prosecuted. I hope that his life and that of his family is turned inside out by the police and Child Services. I hope that if there are any other children in the family that they are afforded protection.

My ex got married on my new GFs birthday. She also keeps a stuffed animal in their bed that she acquired after our breakup. The animal was given the same name as that she chose for my penis (she named it, not me, I always thought if it had a name that it would somehow make that name evident, like by sleep pissing it…

It’s like you people have never seen Anchorman. Sheesh.

Ok, not all “ocular prostehisises (prosthesisi?) are created equal. I dated a girl who claimed to have only one eye. Which was technically true.

I don’t see the elbow hitting him at all. I do however see a hip check to his brain pan.