Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

Anyone - ANYONE - who says that the answer to this is not #6 is wronger than Maginot.

I call bullshit. When did Reese grow boobs?

I wanna shop with YOU!

Am I the only one who read this headline as "Glowing Personal Lubricant"? Just me? Ok, back to Indian Point...

Honey, is that you?

Thank you, Rebecca. Just...thank you.

BUT ERIN! EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS REAL! AND YOU ARE REAL. AND BOOBS ARE REAL. AND FEMINISM IS REAL.

This is pretty much how I see this Congress:

Oh Rosie...you'll always be Miranda Frost to me.

This article's use of yellowcake is totally getting its ass invaded to fuck!

I think that the worry that this not be a situation where rape is falsely alleged is not absurd based on the way the article presented the facts of the situation. I think the stridency with which that worry was refuted has more to do with the look of the alleged rapist.

Sigh. I just noticed my typo. This is why people make fun of me. *hanging my head and submitting to the grammar gods*

I can't hate Taylor Swift. That Empty Space video was one thing. The giving some random lady a $100 to go have a b-day dinner was another. But c'mon, how can ya hate on this. She's driving a kids car. It is odd how much she makes people cry...

Really? Are people this fucking gobsmackingly unable to make decisions for themselves that they need to be told how many times to fuck? Bring on the Rapture.

My ex was really pro-spanking. She made me spank her ALL the time. I bet she is conflicted right now thinking about cops watching her get spanked.

Anna...this is why people make fun if Jezebel. Posts like this.

Trestman's gotta fire him, right? If not for the leaking for being dumb enough to admit it. It doesn't come across as mea culpa, it comes across as "Fuck you, Jay. I fucked you over and now I am telling EVERYONE that I fucked you over."

Nat X for Late Show!

She'll never be alone as long she has some treats to bribe her little sister.