The Tim, as he now chooses to identify, has neither the need or desire for your approval, Lauren. The Tim has his new goatee.

Somewhere Jack Ryan is shaking his head sadly.

You are a freaking artist. This is the best take of all takes. They don’t deserve you.

A lot of these people are simply looking to get their names in the press by mocking him. It’s disgusting. I can’t even express how much respect I have for him for how he is dealing with all of this. 

An interesting piece on Bari Weiss:

Their dad is like this:

Clearly it should be the man with the striped penis.

Who could have known it was in Audrey Hepburn’s old jacket?

Right? I swelled with pride the first time my daughter tipped up and empty bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to get the last possible crumbs.

Why must you Double Xers ruin everything gloriously penile with your boobalicious takes on the manly art of the caper film? You are clearly punishing the 99.999999875% of men who - like pretty much every single person Matt Damon knows, except Harvey, Ben, Casey, etc. - have never even talked down to a woman on…

Admit it, Albert, you’re just punking the neckbeards, ain’t ya?

Phasma’s SO not dead.

I get a comment being in the grays, but how does it go from the grays to not existing?

Victims? Oh wait, you mean Trump’s victims, not those lying Republican-paid harpies trying to sully the reputation of the great Senator from Minnesoter with their lying lies.

Bingo.

OMG, my Facebook timeline is full of men who are swearing never to support Gillibrand due to her betrayal and naivete. It’s gross. And sad.

There ain’t enough stars in heaven for this comment, Queenie.

OMG, right? Because I was SO worried about how he was going to be going forward. Thank you, Al, for that reassurance, pal.