Somewhere, James Ellroy is all, “Corey zeebop wow zing like a child hip yeah sideways into a new book. Crazy.”

And his lovely ice cream bar!

That is EXACTLY what this is. The lawyers and publicists are being REALLY creative, but that’s what this is.

I am a YUGE Steelers fan (and a HUGE Ohio State fan) and that was pretty much my thought, “Boy I hope he’s ok, but it’s gonna be awkward when he gets fined for almost paralyzing himself by leading with the crown of his helmet.”

Pretty clear that John Oliver was going after him because he’s Jewish.

Oh FP...

We need to stop looking at it as a left/right thing. Entitled sex fiends are entitled sex fiends. Does it really matter whether they praise women’s rights or recite passages from Mein Kampf while they are doing it?

“Oh, did I not mention that I was completely nude at the time? Yes. Naked as a jaybird. The Woebegon breeze whistling through my knobby knees as I took in her warmth. I said nothing, but she could see my pleasure.”

“If I had a dollar for every woman who asked to take a selfie with me and who slipped an arm around me and let it drift down below the beltline, I’d have at least a hundred dollars. So this is poetic irony of a high order,” Keillor wrote to the paper.

The idea of this place seems to play into the latest on John Conyers.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. I just cannot understand why it is so difficult for such a huge segment of the male population to treat women as human beings. I know what the factors are, but still. As a fucking species, and more specifically as a gender, we are so unevolved it makes me sick. You’re not…

Exactly!

I read these comments from guys - and being a guy myself - I wonder, were ya dropped on your head as a baby or are ya just trolling? I honestly think that most of them are desperately seeking by a troll the attention from women they are missing in their lives. It ain’t goddamn rocket science.

THIS THIS THIS!

I just want to acknowledge the strong work you put in on this thread, HB.

Put in Brax, baby!

I thought it was just mine! I assumed that after having gone through four older siblings that it was just too abused to run right. So I totaled it.

This is, quite literally, the greatest idea in the history of ideas.

The live, audience-participation section where attendees are offered the opportunity to live the Polanski Moment with a Real Doll has proven to be a yuge draw!

Amber Tamblyn is a goddamn national treasure.