I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would NOT do this. Seriously. People, it's 2014. My daughter at 6 can explain how she came to be in her Mom's belly. Well, kinda. She doesn't know how the sperm got to the egg, other than, "Daddy gave Mommy some sperm." But why not tell them the truth about everything…

Am I the only one who didn't find it funny? Not that it's bad or that I worry about the kid or think she's a brat or anything...it's just...not funny.

I could really get behind that sort of initiative.

I pay absolutely no attention to what my exes are doing on Twitter, Kinja, Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Google+ (just kidding, we all know no one uses Google+) and dozens of other social media sites and message boards, forums and/or blogs. None whatsoever. I am certainly not passive aggressively posting anything on ANY…

Oh thank you SO much for sharing that!

Somebody shared this on my Facebook wall and it was fanatically liked and promoted and my friends held it down and molested it. I thought, meh. As the father of a girl, I spend more time arguing with venues, vendors and the like about making events and such gender neutral and trying to undo the societal pressures on…

Brown made and honest mistake: he spoke to one of the Browns ball boys.

Ex-fucking-zactly!!

"Ma'am, the Chairman isn't real. It was just a movie. You see I have no hat, right?"

Upon seeing this video Coach John Harbaugh blamed the incident upon the influence of a Muzak version of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" which was allegedly playing in the elevator at the time.

She also challenged the other kids to draw on the passed out girl's face, put her finger in a glass of warm water and bellowed, "Sizzle you little piggies!!"

Shaun White is a whiny asshat who should be buried in an avalanche and never, ever dug up. Ever. Seriously, just abandon the site and say it's...radioactive. Let people go back in like 126 years.

Well, y'know...as long as it's for art, man...you gotta let artists be free to y'know...make art...using stolen images of naked chicks. Man is it hard to advocate one-handed.

Exfuckingzactly.

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"Also, Wes Welker is Dark Helmet now."

Looks like it was damn effective...somehow.

Lindy, this is the single greatest thing you have ever written. I am going to print it out and make a chocolate box out of it, fill it with chocolates and send it to Tom Hanks.

It's Cats. TO THE EXTREME!

This is the single greatest thing I will read today and it's only 9:30 in the morning. Thank you.