Somebody shared this on my Facebook wall and it was fanatically liked and promoted and my friends held it down and molested it. I thought, meh. As the father of a girl, I spend more time arguing with venues, vendors and the like about making events and such gender neutral and trying to undo the societal pressures on…

Brown made and honest mistake: he spoke to one of the Browns ball boys.

Ex-fucking-zactly!!

"Ma'am, the Chairman isn't real. It was just a movie. You see I have no hat, right?"

Upon seeing this video Coach John Harbaugh blamed the incident upon the influence of a Muzak version of LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" which was allegedly playing in the elevator at the time.

She also challenged the other kids to draw on the passed out girl's face, put her finger in a glass of warm water and bellowed, "Sizzle you little piggies!!"

Shaun White is a whiny asshat who should be buried in an avalanche and never, ever dug up. Ever. Seriously, just abandon the site and say it's...radioactive. Let people go back in like 126 years.

Well, y'know...as long as it's for art, man...you gotta let artists be free to y'know...make art...using stolen images of naked chicks. Man is it hard to advocate one-handed.

Exfuckingzactly.

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"Also, Wes Welker is Dark Helmet now."

Looks like it was damn effective...somehow.

Lindy, this is the single greatest thing you have ever written. I am going to print it out and make a chocolate box out of it, fill it with chocolates and send it to Tom Hanks.

It's Cats. TO THE EXTREME!

This is the single greatest thing I will read today and it's only 9:30 in the morning. Thank you.

Adele has never choked in her life. That woman has absolutely NO gag reflex. None.

Oh, it's hard all right, Kara. I'm no fucking John Schindler, baby. You want it? You GOT it, girl!

Hi, Kate. Are you sure this is the way you want to go?

Thank you. I don't know if you'll come back to read the comments on this, but if you do I hope you'll see how many people are heartened by you coming forward. It means a lot.

I read this as "deepthroating" and thought, "Oh, Callie, oh...no, honey...no."