Burn it to the ground with the employees inside.
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Hillary will not be the nominee. Elizabeth Warren will be.
OMG, this is so typical of you whores to get all bent outta shape when someone calls you out on your whoringly whorish ways and points out that God-given fact that whores ruin America. IT'S IN THE BIBLE!
"Her devotion to causes that I happen to care about only happens to deepen my dislike."
Is t-girl ok or no? What about transwoman (and if that's ok...to what does it refer and how can I avoid confusing it with transman)?
Show of hands: who is shocked by Jonah's behavior? I mean he has always seemed like such a classy, respectful and decent fellow, right?
This. This right here is why I stay in the shadows. Biding my time. Awaiting the moment when my power will outstrip those magpies that would use my own words against me! Plus, I have no real hope of fame.
I was sitting here wondering, "What the fuck were they doing in West by God?"
Or, y'know, don't spend the better part of a LD relationship begging for something to be done and then be all, "Oh, you actually want to DO that? Oh, well, ok, but...sigh fine. We'll do the thing that I told you I LOVE doing and begged you to do, but later I am going to say that I hated it, was disgusted by it and…
This call has been taken up by the International Association of Altar Boys who issued a one word statement of, "Duh."
Three words to this: Rachel Fucking Ward!
It's...not...Ringo Starr?
During my sophomore year of college my then girlfriend called me at work in the theatre department scenic shop where I worked to ask me a favor: would I take her friend to prom?
I would fuck Meryl six ways to Sunday.
This makes me love Helena Bonham Carter even more. I thought there was no way that could happen. Thank you, Callie. Thank you, Jezebel. Thank you, People.
I read this as "How to Suck the Graduating Class of 2014". Which I am pretty sure Drew could cover.
You people with your gay agenda to force all God-fearing folks to submit to anal sex and your AIDS ring attacks on the faithful and your big handsome African-American men kissing white men on ESPN sullying both race purity and heterosexuality with one fell swoop of his obviously gigantic penis! HOW DARE YOU! Have you…
NOW you tell me.
When I was in college I was sitting in the lobby of the arts building going thru lines for the Scottish play when a beautiful girl I had never met sat down across from me. I managed to strike up a conversation and we got around to introducing ourselves. When I told her my name, she got very quiet and excused herself.…