I have not read your book so please excuse me if I am asking an obvious question: does your sex drive outside the industry preclude you from participating in a "traditional" monogomous relationship or do you even harbor any desire for such a relationship?

When this list came out I thought, "I wonder how many people on this list she actually fucked and how many she just put on there?"

That's the way to go...y'know if you're not doing a viking funeral.

Give me the Rihanna/Katy Perry video! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!

Has it been pointed out that that is actually Rasputin? I expect a Hellboy citing. Soon.

I will withhold judgement until I know for sure whether or not she has imappropriately touched Angela Merkel.

I think that one of the network morning shows should have a daily five minute "Johnny Report" where Johnny Weir reports on the state of his relationship...and anything else that crosses his mind.

Come back to NYC, LiLo. We have vodka. And vaporiums. And you have ALL the vagina.

Wait. You're hard? Like...right now? THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME! It's me, isn't it? I fawking KNEW it!

Yours doesn't buzz? *looking down* Hunh.

"Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish"

You're why we can't have nice things. *sob*

Mooney grad?

Well, that's just SICK!

I had a really bad night at a soup brothel back in '79.

That right there is a Youngstown boy. Yessiree.

You fly your freak flag right up the damn pole, Leo! There is no shame whatsoever in being tragically white. Rhythm is, like, SO overrated.

I wish they would stop cross posting Jezebel posts here on Deadspin.

I can haz sex of the group-type with all? Not the dead ones. That's creepy.

I'll just leave this here...